WE GO MOTHER F***IN SNAKES!!!

I can’t help but notice you’re home and not out buying tickets for Snakes on a Plane….WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
Snakes on a Plane comes out TONIGHT. You’d best get down there and get tickets before they sell out! Unless you already…in which case congrats! And enjoy the best movie ever made, and that ever WILL be made…

…that is of course until Samuel L. makes “MO MOTHERF***IN’ SNAKES, ON MO MOTHERF***IN’ PLANES!”